Dieter is a businessman. Actually he’s a business
monkey. What sort of business is he in? The monkey
business, of course! Need your hat stolen? Want to
be pelted with fruit? Enjoy listening to loud screeching
and howling? Then call Dieter! For a reasonable fee
(payable in bananas) Dieter and his colleagues will
provide all the aggravation you require.
Percival’s strict low-carb diet has kept
him looking young and trim, but he’s actually
one of the oldest animals in the forest. He’s
been around since the Cretaceous Period,
which was over 60 million years ago. He’s
lucky because he’s had lots and lots of
birthday parties. Unfortunately, his parties
have become a logistical nightmare because
of the immense number of candles needed
for his cake.
Do you like vegetables? No? Well, Alister loves
them! That’s all he ever eats; vegetables, leaves,
roots, twigs. That’s why he loves living in the
forest, it’s like living in a giant salad bar! No
croutons, but otherwise it’s perfect. He says
vegetables help keep him healthy and slender.
No one has the heart to tell him he’s actually
not all that slender. But even vegetables can’t
keep you skinny if you eat 750 pounds of
them a day, like Alister.
Yummy! Everyone knows the
highest leaves are the tastiest,
so it’s easy to understand how
Baxter can get preoccupied
while he’s nibbling away at the
top of the forest. But he has
to be careful about what’s
going on down below too.
A lot of squashed picnics,
flattened flower gardens, and
sore tails have been left in
the path of Baxter’s distracted
wanderings. But none of the
forest animals stay mad at
Baxter for too long because
he’s very good at rescuing their
balloons, kites, and frisbees
from out of the trees.






